Saturday, February 12, 2005

You've got mail


1k MB of k.niket@gmail.com, twice of that with rediff (niket007@rediffmail.com and one personal account) , 100 MB with romeo_nik@yahoo.com, add few more mega bites of hotmail. This all sums up to 3 and half GB perhaps. And if this all is not enough, there are two of my office accounts where the outlook mail server holds few more GBs of my mails... but who's counting.

There is 10 and half hrs of time difference between here and Pune. When I log on here, the day is almost over there. Even the mail communications and the chat sessions. What I have is a bulk of mails in my inbox and few offliners. I read them all and it's over. No more mails, no forwards, no messages for the rest of the day ahead...long day ahead. I used to get the same number of messages before. But I am not happy. There is something wrong here. Something has changed.

Mail. What is a mail? Just few lines, few pictures may be or some other attachment. Communicates something from the sender to the receiver. Is that all what a mail stand for?

Certainly not. Lets find out what a mail has to offer.
~ It gives u the feeling that someone has thought of u
~ It gives u the feeling that you are thinking of someone
~ It's a good and effective way to spread a word (more than often is not the word of wisdom).
~ You can share all those sardarji jocks (no offence intended pls...)
It's the best way to impress your boss. wondering to know how?(Refer the * story)
~ It comes with the feature of "Reply All". Hit it whenever you see some gals name in the list of address. A way to get introduces...It works wonders, I’ve seen it happen...
~ It makes you fall in love. Don't believe me. Well, ask Tom and Meg.
And if you don’t feel these, the reasons enough to receive and send mails.... here's one more
~ The largest source of porn. I say more than the World Wide Web. And with the equal reach. Why else does u think the DPS and Arana were the talk of the town in no time?

If a mail has so much to offer, I find no reason why I should not miss the mails. I say there should be a mail every 10 mins. It keeps you going with the energy n zeal same as the HUMDARD ka Tonic Cinkara.

It keeps you hanging there with the expectation of the next one.

This is what is missing in my day...MAILS. No continuous inflow of mails.... no Cinkara to keep me going...This has made me understand the value of mails, perhaps the hard way. What shall I do then? I read all mails. Even the Delivery status notifications, Bounce mails and the mailer-daemons. And waiting for the next.

Pls Mail me.....

*The Story :Manager asks his subordinate, our HERO of the story, to study the
application and send the status report( Managers... they generally ask
for such kinna crap). The HERO being efficient enough is complete with
the report by 6 in evening. The manager being the MANAGER has already
left for the day. Most ppl will immediately mail the stuff to the
manager. Our HERO is wise enough not to do that. Complete with the
days work, our HERO, as any other guy in the software industry, turns
to the web for the time pass, After all those chats, mails and the
visits to porn sites, when it is almost 10.57 pm, the HERO opens to
Outlook to send the report.( I like the mailing service. It even lets
you know what time the mail was sent.). The manager can do nothing but
to appreciate the extra hrs the HERO has put in. After all he is only
a manager...

Happy Valentines day


2 guys n a gal Posted by Hello

Just to remind of one thing ........... two guys for a girl,
one tearfully ruminating, and the other carefully tracking .........
Despite all this, the girl is looking for better options ............

This is the way life is ............
Happy Valentines day to all...in advance

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

US of A

"This is your captain speeking. We are about to land at Chicago Int Airport. Weather outside is Bright and Sunny and the temperatuen is 14 degree Fahrenheit."
How can anyone say it to be bright and sunny if the temperature outside is -10 degree celsius.(Dont ask me the formula but 14 degree fahrenheit converts to -10 degree celsius).But thats the way it is over here. I am in the US of A. It's official. A fxxxing consulate guy can't stop me from comming over.But he can surely delay. It took me 3 months to get the L1 cleared.And here I am, few thousand nautical miles away from my motherland. I have just come over.Let me enjoy this change in life which I desperately needed.
It's a new phase. I am experiencing new things. Air conditioners and ceiling fans r replaced by the heaters. flooring has chenged to carpets. Jackets, gloves, thermals are in.Micriwave is prefered over gas and stove. Burger, Pizza, Italian, maxican are for ur palate and not vadapav and panipure.The list is long and toilet paper is in the list.
It snowed last satuerday. My first snowfall. The white flakes were setteling on my palm. I can still fill the chill in the air againest my face.It is winter back home. It is winter over here. But it is not the same.The place has changed, the people around are different.But those who you love are always in your heart.Even if you are few nautical miles away....
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